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No Sex Please, We’re British by Anthony Marriott and Alistair Foot

January 24th to 31st 2015

Directed by Bob Aldridge.

No Sex Please, We’re British has become a classic amongst farces. The plot surrounds an assistant bank manager, Peter Hunter, who lives in a flat above the bank with his new bride Frances. When Frances innocently sends an order off in the mail for some Scandinavian glassware, what comes back are saucy magazines….and they keep on coming. The couple, along with the bank’s frantic chief cashier Brian Runnicles, must decide what to do with the veritable floods of magazines, photographs, books, films and eventually girls that threaten to engulf their lives. The matter is considerably complicated by the presence of Peter’s mother, his boss and a visiting bank inspector – not to mention a police superintendent. January will suddenly brighten up when you book your tickets for this laugh-a-minute show. Have a New Year laugh on us.


Booking is now open and tickets are selling fast! Call the Box Office now on 0161 428 8712.

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